Lipstick Colors
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Lipstick Colors |
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This list is the product of a dialogue between my brother Peter and sister Susannah that's gone on since a day in a drugstore in New Jersey way back in 1968. As it happened, Susannah picked up a tube of lipstick and read the name as "BARFLY ORANGE." "Barfly Orange!" she said, "What kind of a name is THAT?" Turned out there was a bad light reflection, and the name was actually "BARELY ORANGE", but it was too late: the game was on. |
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a kiss in time a little dab'll do ya a meeker shade of pink a rose by any other name acid rain afterbirth alfalfa felafel am I blue amber dextrous ambersand ant stomp apple bruise apple pie sheen appleplectic red april maize arbitrary pink arf doisy arf oney aspergum asterisk* astrocraze plum back atcha backlit sap balmy ladybug basketball beemer ding beetjuice potato big brass band blackhead red blackish white bleeding brick bloke sputum blood orange blood pressure rose bloody ocean blue dew blue dog blue pants blue your man bluejay breath bobber bonehead boo eek boot scuff brass knuckle broken dream bum's rush burnished solder bus transfer caffeine free carpenter's thumb chapcrap cheap latch check oil cheese dew cheesewagon chicken lips chili warm choice of potato cinderella fitzgerald clamjamfry clay ditch clotted beige cocktail wiener code fuscia code red cold combover color on your collar copperation coralation corduroy syrup cornhole crap brown crawdad sparkle crud bag cum pearl customer copy dampish dawnish dander ash day two dead giveaway dead man's dimple deck stain demure allure du jour derma firma dew on dahlias digger's hotline dilly bar dim bulb dinky tan distant guernsey dog doo |
doggie hard-on don't get shirty doormat doughboy DQ white duck and cover dumb blonde dump umber dumpster froth dunderhead dust bunny dusty parlor egregious gold exit extravaredza false green farmer nut fiddle-dee-dee filibuster fir midge fix-me-up orange fizzy violet flamingo mousse flan flan tan foglight follicular infection footsie fresh grave frostbite fruitorama fuchsia breakup funeral pink gender neutral germ jam gilda gray girls in jammies give me your answer dew glass of whine glitter and be gay glitter slobber glo frigid gloominosity glow job go easy joe goose lips grape god almighty graveyard frost green party greenola grin reaper gummy mildew gypsy spank ham happy happy lotus haywire heard it thru the grapevine helluva way 2 go hemptastic hickey leech hickey pink highlighter pink hiyo silver howlin' red hue downs iceberg shine imitation green indigo-go infidelphinium injun tribute invisible searchlight iris virus jazz and a half jesus handshake just georgia kandy kaper keisterwelt ketchup water kim chee kiss me froggy kiss me hard kiss 'n' tell kiss the bricks kiss the phone kissable kite white kitten lips kriminally kute laff it off mauve lane closed lanky lavender |
lavender hill mob lens flare lick'm'aid peach lip flip lip-colored lips liplash lippity do dah lipster liptastic liver lips liver spot loam dew loose lips mall call mandrill sky mango fight manx fiesta mardigradoo marmite maroon vinyl hassock marshish martian basement mashed patata mauve over menstrual dew midwife crisis milk thistle moat scum moist otter mondrian dropcloth monkey madness monopoly hotel morris bell mosey over ms. tambourine lady mudpucker narcolectric nasty orange naughty nightie neon slime new twenty niagra false nicely tan noon whistle notebook red o wholly white oh shit bananas oilman olde mappe oleo Leo orange you cute organized slime oxidaisy painted frenzy pair o' slugs pale wishbone papal purple party on tan peach fuzzbuster peony explosion pepperminda peppermint caddy peppermint cupcake pepto dismal pickle pucker piehole bumper pinched pallor pink fondue pink slip pinker than you pinko plastickled pink play misty for me plumber's knee plymouth flamingo poisonality powder burn prehistoric peach pretend green prosciutto plum pull out a plum pumpkinesis pursable puce pusberry rabid red rainbow streaks ranch dressing rashers rebel yellow red that wrong red's opinion |
restoration red ripe chew are riverboat royale rose up roulette rouge royal soil rufous doofus rump roast rush's bum salsa fiesta sand on snow sand tartlett say it isn't pink scabwipe seam ripper senioritis sheetrock shine on harvest lips shooting star silver skinny-dip purple sliver of meat slower lower slug-trail silver small engine smart bomb smartie splash smear of evidence smooch gasket snotglo snowy bus stop spiderbite spit shine spitvalve cork splat stan the man tan steer me right step aside stop that girl storm watch strawberries 'n hogwash strawberry shortlips subgreen subtle wallflower sugar wafer flesh swak juice sweatwafer swirl of pearl swishblade take the redeye takes two to tango taming of the blue tan o'shanter tappan zee tarnished smackers tarzan legburn tattletale tomato tawny town tell it to your ma ten foot lollipop that's a girl all right thunderhead today's hilites tongue twister too green tu-lips-a-dancing twine boy two alarm fire ungreen vended coffee ventricular violet vermillionaire viagra violet verve virginia creeper vulvacious waffle butter walgreen waltzing heliotrope wannabe green weeping prune weiner casing peony whack it up white whatcha-in-fer wheatina whey down south in dixie whisper taupe white knuckle yam fight yar matey yellow cardstock yesterdaze |
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